1. ?The Socialite: Breezes out of her sleek, late model, top-of-the-line SUV/kidmobile. ?This SAHM probably doesn’t know your name, and if direct eye contact is made, might acknowledge your or your child’s existence. ?She will, however, make sure you overhear how she is on her way to golf/the salon/the trainer’s/ Boca. ?Do not ask...
What Mommy Says:? “Pay attention to what you’re doing.” What Mommy Does: ?Cooks dinner while doing laundry, and checking her blog stats and Facebook. ?Wonder why dinner tastes like $%#@. What Mommy Says:? “If you don’t get enough sleep you won’t be able to function.” What Mommy Does: ?Needs the jaws of life to pry...
WARNING: ?YOU ARE ENTERING AN H.I.Z. – HIGHLY IRREVERENT ZONE. Now that I spend most of my spare time glued to parenting blogs and mommy message boards, and have a number of fellow blogging buds, I have become much more aware of the online attack mob, comin’ to git the author of a...
1.???? You will want to squeeze your child. ?Hard. ?Sometimes out of a love so intense your heart could burst right out of your chest. ?And sometimes because you are so frustrated you would gladly put that little person up on Craigslist. 2.???? Allow a ludicrous amount of time to do all things.? It CAN...
Hello Everyone!? It is my delight to introduce?our newest contributor here at Cocktails with Mom-Keesha B of Mom’s New Stage!?? Keesha is an amazing writer,?full of?humor and? great imagination.?I love her?wit and I’m sure you will too.??Please help me welcome her and be on the look out for her amazing contributions.? Welcome to...